Festivus!!!

 

Celebrate:
FESTIVUS!!!!!!
Thursday is the day for the CFKoP Holiday Party, we are excited!
Get ready and remember the following:

Wear: A "festive" Holiday Sweater

Time: 5:00PM

Food: We will provide catered food and drinks, but feel free to bring a contribution of your own as well.

Feats of Strength: First, you will be assigned to a team of 6 (3 guys and 3 girls) that are all wearing their seasonal sweaters. Second, be prepared to perform max consecutive handstand pushups,  a 1RM deadlift and a 250m row sprint. Your team's score will be the combined totals of your placement in each event with the lowest score winning. There will be a prize for each team member of the winning team.

Gift Exchange: If you would like to participate in the gift exchange, remember to bring something less than $5.00.

Notes: Wearing of the Holiday Sweater and participation in the team event is not required to join the Holiday Party! But, why wouldn't you? The "outfits' get better each year, we are looking forward to seeing what this year brings!

Seinfeld Quotes:
"Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way."
"What happened to the doll?"
"It was destroyed. But out of that a new holiday was born... A Festivus for the rest of us!"
- Frank Costanza and Kramer, in "The Strike"

"At the Festivus dinner, you gather your family around and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year."
"And is there a tree?"
"No. Instead, there's a pole. Requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting."
"Frank, this new holiday of yours is scratching me right where I itch."
- Frank and Kramer, in "The Strike"