CrossFit KoP...On the Road the the 2010 Games.
Athlete Profile: Sammy G.
Height: 7 ft
Weight: 600 lbs
Eyes: Green
Hair: Green
Skin: Green
Age: mid 30's
Started CF: At Birth
Strength Level: Superhuman strength of the Class 100 level, enabling him to lift (press) in excess of 100 tons. This strength level is only obtained when he is enraged (i.e. during failed Muscle Ups). In a totally, calm state his functional strength is significantly less, perhaps in the 70 ton range.
Known superhuman powers: Possesses the capacity for nearly limitless physical strength.
Overhead Squat: Big tire out back, EASY!
Clean & Jerk: No need to clean and jerk when Hulk snatch lots
Snatch: Bar maxed out...Hulk not yet challenged
Press: Nothing heavy enough to make Hulk grunt
Deadlift: Big cars in parking lot. Blue Timmy P. truck heavy!
2,000m row: N/A Hulk break row cause pull too strong
500m row: N/A Hulk break row cause pull too strong
Filthy 50: DNF, double under make Hulk mad and run through wall
Fran: 1:24 and Hulk use one arm. Two arms for wussies like Bruce Banner
Heavy Fran: slower than FRAN...Hulk squat bad cause leg muscle too big
Annie: DNF, double under make Hulk mad and run through wall
Karen: 2:43 and Hulk use 112# round Atlas rock
Isabel: 0:36 and Hulk use one arm while laughing at wussy Warnek
Post WOD Recovery: Shamrock Shake...HULK love green shake!
Height: 7 ft
Weight: 600 lbs
Eyes: Green
Hair: Green
Skin: Green
Age: mid 30's
Started CF: At Birth
Strength Level: Superhuman strength of the Class 100 level, enabling him to lift (press) in excess of 100 tons. This strength level is only obtained when he is enraged (i.e. during failed Muscle Ups). In a totally, calm state his functional strength is significantly less, perhaps in the 70 ton range.
Known superhuman powers: Possesses the capacity for nearly limitless physical strength.
Overhead Squat: Big tire out back, EASY!
Clean & Jerk: No need to clean and jerk when Hulk snatch lots
Snatch: Bar maxed out...Hulk not yet challenged
Press: Nothing heavy enough to make Hulk grunt
Deadlift: Big cars in parking lot. Blue Timmy P. truck heavy!
2,000m row: N/A Hulk break row cause pull too strong
500m row: N/A Hulk break row cause pull too strong
Filthy 50: DNF, double under make Hulk mad and run through wall
Fran: 1:24 and Hulk use one arm. Two arms for wussies like Bruce Banner
Heavy Fran: slower than FRAN...Hulk squat bad cause leg muscle too big
Annie: DNF, double under make Hulk mad and run through wall
Karen: 2:43 and Hulk use 112# round Atlas rock
Isabel: 0:36 and Hulk use one arm while laughing at wussy Warnek
Post WOD Recovery: Shamrock Shake...HULK love green shake!
I can relate to this guy! I crush every WOD like he does!
ReplyDeletethis is fantastic!
ReplyDeleteif you think this is impressive, you should ask Sam about his training schedule. Let's just say it involves a butler and no clothes!
ReplyDeleteAny good nerd that owns Incredible Hulk 181 knows that the hulk is 1040 pounds...right Jeff?
ReplyDeleteMaybe after Sam's 4 day fast though....LOL.
Good luck mystery man. Strict pull-ups to Regionals brother.
wussy warnek! oh man it's ON. this was hilarious. go SAMMY!
ReplyDeleteI hope I don't line up next to that guy! Outstanding.
ReplyDeleteBest profile yet, and probably the best picture of Sam that will ever make it to the net. And yes, Jason, 1040 pounds is correct!
ReplyDeleteKick serious ass Sam!!!
Kick ass Sam!! You are going to rock it!!
ReplyDeletethe big question is, will Sam actually post a comment to the blog? My money says no, but we are all waiting to hear!
ReplyDeleteGreat profile, very impressive!! Lol:) Good luck
ReplyDeleteSam.
Beast! He just does the work.
ReplyDeleteThanks Everyone (especially Jim for the faith!)...the nice thing is that the numbers set the bar low for my actual numbers so I can suprise them
ReplyDeleteOMG this is monumental...Sam just posted on the blog...this is the second time in a year!
ReplyDelete@ Jim, good thing you didn't put the house and kids on the line for this one!
Miss Aimee had Incredible Hulk sneakers at age two. She wore them out.
ReplyDeleteMaybe it was not Sam? I can magically post as him.
ReplyDeleteMil, do you have pictures of the sneakers?
cyber sammy lives
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